bananabuttmuffin:

The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.

broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 

coriandolitorta:

scarvenrot:

3half:

senorbearjuffy:

christ

i lITERALLY SCREAMED OUT LOUD

SERIOUSLY PAPA JOHNS OMFG

baconllamatimelord:

masasexual:

marciewantsthev:

masasexual:

Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you.  ”May I have this dance?” they ask.  You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character.

Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.

There are two kinds of people.

mycroft-queenofcake:

iamjayse:

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

this is our domain

guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent

recoverykitty:

These links work as of 5/7/13.  

None of the links require downloads, plug in installs, or signing up for anything of ANY KIND. Those are just ads, click out of them and press play. If you’re struggling, this chrome plug in will make your life easier. 

Subbed = speaking in japanese with english subtitles

Dubbed = speaking in english (usually with no subtitles)

• The Cat Returns: subbed | dubbed
• Grave of the Fireflies: subbed | dubbed
• Horus: Prince of the Sun: subbed | x
• Howl’s Moving Castle: subbed | dubbed
• Kiki’s Delivery Service:  subbed | dubbed
• Laputa: Castle in the Sky: subbed | dubbed
• My Neighbor Totoro:  subbed | dubbed
• My Neighbors the Yamadas:  subbed | dubbed
• Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind: subbed | dubbed
• Only Yesterday: subbed | x
• Panda! Go Panda!: subbed | x
• Pom Poko: subbed | dubbed
• Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea: subbed | dubbed
• Porco Rosso: subbed | dubbed
• Princess Mononoke: subbed | dubbed
• The Secret World of Arrietty: subbed | dubbed
• Spirited Away: subbed | dubbed
• Tales from Earthsea: subbed | dubbed
• Whisper of the Heart: subbed | dubbed

godtierkanye:

trixter-jake-english:

.Click play.
I had fun taking these screencaps…

NO FUCK YOU

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

avalar:

my talents include surviving on 2 hours sleep and an extensive spongebob knowledge base